Naughty SMS collection

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 153)
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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)

(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 116)
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A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"

(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 157)
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Press down.




down more


deeper



more
YES



ahh



ohh




yes
Almost there!


ooh baby


faster


harder
FEEL GOOD?

mmmm

THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE

(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 197)
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( ')
/ / in love !
/ /
( ) )

, ( ') engaged
/ , '
( ) )

married
, - - .
( ) )'(, )

(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 95)
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Please
( ) press down!
( ) )

( ')
/ /
( ) ) oh yeah !!!

( ')'.:,".;.
/ / ';".',,'
/ / ooohhh
( ) ) baby ur good!

(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 127)
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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!

(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 96)
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A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.

(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 164)
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A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 167)
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A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!